16 year old Courtney Stodden weds 51 year old
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson Wedding Photo
The 16 year old self proclaimed “multi-talented, stunning beauty” wedded some 51 year old not-very-famous actor (something Hutchinson) from ‘Lost’ and apparently, ‘The Green Mile’. They got married a few weeks ago in Vegas, the only way to do it in style for the happy couple. You must be asking yourself if that was even legal. Well, I suppose it is if you have the written consent of her parents, who BTW absolutely adores their new son-in-law. Even Stodden’s father, who is 4 years YOUNGER than his son-in-law, said:
“every father can only pray to have such a man behind their daughter”
Really? First, I think my mind was in the gutters because I totally read that the wrong way. Secondly, for parents who endorse their 16 year old making the following poorly lip-synced video, I guess they missed a few memos on how to be a parent.
Oh, and I just want to clarify a few things in case you people didn’t already know. Her breasts are real and her hair is real. She’s just a real person, okay?
One thing I will say is that in the very very unlikely event that she married Hutchinson to catapult her non-existent music career, it’s not really working. Even with much publicity around this marriage, only one of her videos made it past the one million view mark. Her other videos barely made it past the 250,000 mark. Yikes! She got the raw end of the deal. At least the story made it to CNN?
